The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"

"Yo momma"

"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"

"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
بواسطة Mrs. Schnider فبراير 24, 2004
A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
بواسطة Dispatch Kick Ass يوليو 16, 2004
term overly used about 15000 times daily, yet can be applied to almost any situation and can accually sound witty when used at the right time.
"Bob, where were you last night!?"
"uh.... with yo momma!"

"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"
بواسطة Dack9 مارس 13, 2005
1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.
1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!
بواسطة argghhh مايو 8, 2005
These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.
"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?"
"That's yo momma."
بواسطة Devil اغسطس 18, 2003
Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.
"Yo momma soo fat she stepped on the scale and it said, 'one person at time'."
بواسطة Dubbs Weisshaar اكتوبر 17, 2005
A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.
بواسطة ILoveThom'sChickenDance ديسمبر 1, 2003

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