With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you let him do you W.O.N.K.Y. Your ass must be SORE!"
بواسطة Dr. Buttz سبتمبر/أيلول 7, 2007
Extremely drunk
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
بواسطة Grottyface نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 11, 2014
lop-sided
ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid
بواسطة ben patrick يناير/كانون الثّاني 13, 2009
fucking....fucked up.
dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
بواسطة bluewaffle12345yu أغسطس/آب 16, 2010
The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.
This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.
بواسطة Lilpistolstarter أغسطس/آب 23, 2013
adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
بواسطة AldeyRAY يناير/كانون الثّاني 23, 2010
Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
بواسطة Ben Sutton HK يناير/كانون الثّاني 22, 2010
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