may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
بواسطة hmmhmm يناير 12, 2011
Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.

Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.

boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!

boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
بواسطة happycatsmiles ديسمبر 14, 2010
Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.
Ivy is such a turtle. She is douchie.
بواسطة i hate turtles ديسمبر 13, 2010
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
بواسطة A Stillisano اكتوبر 20, 2009
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
بواسطة Count of Monte Cristi سبتمبر 6, 2009
(n) really funny person who acts slow like a turtle in class

Tom: Wow turtle says the dumbest things, but they are so funny.
بواسطة Chris Wold ابريل 24, 2008
when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.
"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
بواسطة Dervla Ann يوليو 18, 2003

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