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one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
بواسطة bill cosby نوفمبر 21, 2002
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A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
بواسطة Craig Murphy يونيو 2, 2005
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Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
بواسطة wild nothing يونيو 18, 2012
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To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
بواسطة sfvszcdv ديسمبر 16, 2009
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Slang for a male homosexual
Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
بواسطة swoop hansen فبراير 8, 2008
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a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot
don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!
بواسطة the great ninja سبتمبر 2, 2003
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