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The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
بواسطة Kung-Fu Jesus إبريل/نَيْسان 21, 2004
the greatest day i've ever known
today is the greatest day i've ever known
بواسطة futuramafan مارس/آذَار 6, 2008
The day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow.
In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!
"Today is the day for a living..."
"I have a test today."
بواسطة Tsuzuja مارس/آذَار 20, 2004
The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
بواسطة A-person_yay مارس/آذَار 27, 2014
Today is a day that is everyday.
Today is the day I will lose my virginity
بواسطة $4Life ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 31, 2015
Today is a day that is allyaws there... today is today, as it was a year or decade ago! Yestersay was also today, and even tomorow will be named... TODAY!
I went out yesterday (when it was today) and came home earlly in the morning -today ofcourse!
بواسطة AIR-Zig يناير/كانون الثّاني 25, 2008
today is yesterday and tomorrow is today
you heard me, i said it
بواسطة the ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 10, 2004

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