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1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: dumbfuck
#call of duty #sex #position #best #tactic
بواسطة ablahblah يناير/كانون الثّاني 10, 2010
when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.
After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.
#sleep #penetrate #surpise #cod4 #jeremiah #sex #tactically #inserted #insert #tact
بواسطة PrivatePyle420 يناير/كانون الثّاني 23, 2010
When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
#tactical insertion #tactical #insertion #tacktical insertion #tacticall insertion #elevator farts
بواسطة Kandy Kane Lane إبريل/نَيْسان 18, 2010
When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
#anal #sex #female #penis #vagina
بواسطة vantheman نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 23, 2009
Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
#tactal insertion #camo fuck #camo #rambo fuck #rambo
بواسطة TallyNasty أغسطس/آب 25, 2010
The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.
Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.
#juice #milk #dick #cock #insertion
بواسطة Thisngadoog أغسطس/آب 28, 2011
The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
Time to lay down the tactical insertion.
#sex #upper #getting it on #insershun #smart #going in
بواسطة plain goldfish يناير/كانون الثّاني 19, 2011
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