Swish is a fucking horrible drink that is made by taking a barrel that any kind of hard liquer has been aged in, fillin it up with water, and waiting for it soak up all the liquer juices, it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit, it is fucking nearly impossible to swallow, but it gets you insanely drunk and is cheap as fuck. The biggest downside of it is that it can blind or kill you, but the price is right!
guy 1:"What you drinkin tonight?"
guy 2:"Swish, it's fucking cheap."
guy 1:"That shit is nasty."
guy 2:"Ye, but it gets your fuckin DRUNK bud."