1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.

2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.

4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.

5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.

Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
بواسطة nondingo مارس 26, 2013
-someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker
-not to be confused with douche
-used as a nicer term than douchebag, almost a term of endearment
-synonymous for douchebag in Columbus, Ohio
Did you say that outfit? Dude looks like a Stefan.
بواسطة stormeh33 اكتوبر 11, 2014
1. overly broody, whiny, mopey
person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it
بواسطة delena-is-happening ديسمبر 5, 2012
a boy who derps a lot (see derp)

thinks he gots swag
doesnt where underwear
can't count to ten
why is he alive?
well a big dick nonetheless
"Yeoooo I have no friends, my name is obviously Stefan"
بواسطة twatellum يناير 16, 2012
Are men who are very cool, and who are italian. Stefans are always known as "Togo"s to many many people. They lurk the internet and discipline bad moderators, under the command of a Steet, who are French.

They tend to be friendly and random. Do YOU have a Togo?
Person 1 : Hey Togo!

Person 2 : Togo's here???

Person 1 : Yes!! YAY.

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Typical reaction of BSers (from Baltosource) in the presence of a Stefans.
بواسطة Sushiroll_wolfling ابريل 14, 2010
Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face
Man one: throws ball at stefans face.

Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.

Man one: laugh hahahaha

Stefan: ill bang you
بواسطة Aaron brown اكتوبر 15, 2012
A Man some may call him, though it is in fact a construded truth. Stefan descended up from the fiery depths of hell wearing an epic pair of leather pants with his knob hanging out.... yes the whole 12 inches. Then the darkened skies were lit up with the crack of thunder, like the crack of the whip used to Pump his own mother....because Incest is okay in hell.

Anyway, Stefan killed Asian folk and jungle men, fucked the shit out of dirty Jap girls and wanked off on the face of Miley Cyrus after pummelling her fudd hole like a fucking train on smack.

Stefan was a living GOD.
OMFG, Miley Cyrus looks like she's just been pummeled. Stefan must be nearby.
بواسطة Stefmiester يناير 28, 2009

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