'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.
بواسطة Hate Me To Be Me =] مارس 6, 2010
STD
Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.
I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.
بواسطة wishIwasAdocter يناير 26, 2010
Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
بواسطة ewry يناير 5, 2010
super thick dick
i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
بواسطة ftw-and-fml اكتوبر 26, 2009
STD
Abbreviation for "shit to do."
When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."
بواسطة VaDon اغسطس 16, 2009
STD
An acronym for Shit To Do.
Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."
بواسطة Salami Sandwich In My Pants اغسطس 5, 2009
STD
Sexually Transmitted Dances
Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"
بواسطة Nepali_ass_kicker ابريل 6, 2009

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