the bastard child of math and psychology.
I hate statistics.
بواسطة bradley90 ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 18, 2011
(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
بواسطة Logical Dash يونيو/حَزيران 7, 2006
The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.
Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."
بواسطة PolarBearKorean يوليو/تمُّوز 29, 2011
a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat
"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"
بواسطة Les973 فبراير/شباط 13, 2006
5 out of 7 statistics are made up
Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!
بواسطة Makin'Bacon مارس/آذَار 7, 2009
A person with a disease
uhh... YOU!
بواسطة MagicDonJuan نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 15, 2003
A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"
بواسطة MSc Ed Res يناير/كانون الثّاني 25, 2016
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