Stands for Sales Performance Incentive Fund. (Or Performance, or Person.) It's what sales people get when they don't get a decent commission or salary. Sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.
When Dave sold the big stereo this month, they Spiffed him a trip to Hawaii; The only spif that Bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed DVD players.
بواسطة eclecticbubba اغسطس 20, 2007
A term of endearment. Kind of like calling dude or son. Taken from the word spiffy, usually with good undertones.
Person 1: Whats good homie?
Person 2: Nothin much spif, just chillin.
Person 1: You must really like me, you just called me spif
Person 2: Obviously spif.
بواسطة Mr. Spif Himself يناير 19, 2011
To smack ones penis in the face of another. Less homosexual alternative to T-Bagging, when used towards the same gender. Generally applied towards a drunken aquaintance during a dare.
"Hey, I double-dog dare you to T-Bag Vinnie right now!"

"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"
بواسطة IvyLeagueBiaatch مايو 5, 2008
Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.
"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."

Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."
بواسطة spycloud ابريل 2, 2007
another way of saying spiffy or nifty...an expression of happiness...originated from new england
"That new skirt is SO SPIF!"

"I aced my math quiz! spif!"
بواسطة Sarah Mae~THE COOLEST PERSON EVER مارس 5, 2005
Stupid poge inside fob
Heying, a mechanic that doesn't know what the ourtside of fob Ramadi looks like. "Heying is such a spif!"
بواسطة Dark Lorrrd فبراير 10, 2008

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