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1.
In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
بواسطة dj gs68 اغسطس 9, 2003
 
2.
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
بواسطة Gizwidget نوفمبر 12, 2007
 
3.
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
بواسطة Carynne No. يناير 18, 2007
 
4.
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
بواسطة IanTheLUEser ديسمبر 14, 2003
 
5.
While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
بواسطة maxwell tallman سبتمبر 8, 2010
 
6.
Commonly known as the USSR, it was a communistic country until 1991. Know, it's know for being the main joke that's the opposite of the united states.
Soviet Russia was the reds before the Chinese.

In Soviet Russia urbandictionary add you!
بواسطة kingjt13 مارس 3, 2009
 
7.
place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow
that soviet russia place sucks
بواسطة Anonymous مارس 28, 2003