Top Definition
"shit on my dick."

phrase popularized by the great pan man. legend has it that the pan began the phrase after describing an encounter with his super-asian father: "dudddde, if I don't start studying for the amc, my dad will shit on my dickkk." soon, this phrase began spreading rapidly through ncssm (think lice), until it became common lingo.
"dude, you just tippered me with marth. somd"
"somd, my miller paper is due in 30 minutes."
"man, somd, I can't get my final checkmark on webassign"
#somd #ncssm #shit #on #my #dick #shit on my dick
بواسطة somd, jr. يونيو/حَزيران 13, 2008
"Spit On My Dick"
The abbreviated version SOMD is used when one does not want others to know what they are saying or wants to use the phrase in a shortened and less vulgar form. It works 12% of the time in most situations as a successful pick up line.
Well then you should SOMD.
#spit #on #my #dick #sex #sayings #college #somd
بواسطة CreativeCham نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 25, 2010
Spit Out My Drink

When something is so funny it literally makes you spit out the entire contents in your mouth. Its one step above LMAO.
Thought up in the supergaylist by two gay super heroes . Who literally had to buy a new monitor after laughing so hard they spit there water on to the screen an fried the circuits
That comment he posted was so funny I SOMD.
#funny #lol #lmao #lmfao #ha
بواسطة dropdeadmike سبتمبر/أيلول 22, 2013
Suck On My Dick.

Not to be used in a litteral sense, but rather to be used as a way to 'rub it in.'
A: I didn't get a cut for skipping school today

B: I spent 3 hours doing my science midterm and i think i failed.

A: Ya, I got today to study. SOMD
#sodm #somdb #suck #on #my #dick #bitch #shit #burn
بواسطة blahblahasdewq يناير/كانون الثّاني 20, 2011
Son of a mother duck!
*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.
#son #of #a #mother #duck #son of a mother duck #lol #rofl #fucking asswipe
بواسطة epicninjarapelol فبراير/شباط 17, 2010
Short for:

Sit On My Dick
"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"
#sit on my dick #sit on it #suck my dick #sex #shuv it
بواسطة This Life Style أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 26, 2005
Abbreviation for "Suck On My Dong".
n00b: "Shut up Jenks!"
Jenks: "SOMD!"
#jenks #n00b #suck #on #my #dong
بواسطة sukon madong مايو/أيار 18, 2006
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