A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.
I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.
بواسطة won't fly again ديسمبر 26, 2010
To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
بواسطة kaptainkrollio يوليو 9, 2009
Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.
What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!
بواسطة chya mamma ديسمبر 7, 2008
1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.
1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!
بواسطة Janiak يونيو 16, 2008
Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!
GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.
بواسطة ExMachina يوليو 19, 2014
A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.
Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"
بواسطة GerThaBear اغسطس 13, 2013
In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?

Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
بواسطة Jimmy Kimnel نوفمبر 7, 2012

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