SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSing everyone in my address book.
بواسطة cowinator سبتمبر 30, 2003
Shit, Masturbate, Shower
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
بواسطة really popular kid يناير 31, 2011
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
بواسطة ontheislandwhereyougo سبتمبر 11, 2009
shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
بواسطة legitthough نوفمبر 9, 2013
Swap Meet Swag- when someone you know has no swag and cant get high quality Clothes and or Shoes
Yo your shoes raggedy and torn up you have that SMS
بواسطة @thtsquintedguy سبتمبر 3, 2012
An acronim for Shit Head Syndome
s.m.s.

to hell with p.m.s. i got s.m.s saod his girlfriend.
بواسطة wackjobg يناير 8, 2010
Saturday Morning Special

When you wake up in the morning with your girlfriend/boyfriend and lick their face.
Vanessa: EW, why did you lick my face?
Zach: you needed your SMS today
بواسطة dietpepsiwildcherry اكتوبر 18, 2010

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