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The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
بواسطة Lenbot فبراير/شباط 12, 2010
To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.
"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.
بواسطة PJ يوليو/تمُّوز 26, 2003
To shit and vomit at the same time
After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.
بواسطة Jean-Claude van Damme أغسطس/آب 18, 2006
The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.
He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.
بواسطة Mackinaw يونيو/حَزيران 10, 2013
The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.
I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.
بواسطة Ray Ray's teacher فبراير/شباط 23, 2012
To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
That song was so bad i shomited
بواسطة sir psycho يناير/كانون الثّاني 11, 2005
v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.
Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.
بواسطة Maria Espia مارس/آذَار 17, 2008

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