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When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
بواسطة Tyler Durden يناير 31, 2004
How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".
Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"
بواسطة babykiller111 نوفمبر 12, 2010
When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
بواسطة cheekytina مايو 31, 2008
any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"
بواسطة Alsho Dormingouny يناير 10, 2007
Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!
بواسطة UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl مارس 13, 2007

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