Especially common term in politics and lobbing.
2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.
Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.
Sorry I'm late, I was totally schmoozing.