Top Definition
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
#big penis #schlong #cockslap #dickslap #cockslapped #dickslapped
بواسطة Maximus Aurelius مايو/أيار 28, 2009
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
#drink #sex #hit #penis #alcohol
بواسطة Mat100 يناير/كانون الثّاني 7, 2009
dick slapped
hillary got schlonged
بواسطة demhatz إبريل/نَيْسان 2, 2016
When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
بواسطة Calypso121 إبريل/نَيْسان 3, 2016
when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
بواسطة kennclie إبريل/نَيْسان 10, 2016
Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.
The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.
بواسطة g-windsor إبريل/نَيْسان 23, 2016
To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
بواسطة #StrangerDanger! إبريل/نَيْسان 4, 2016
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