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When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
بواسطة Lenny Smith مارس 3, 2008
A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
بواسطة Sou'wester مارس 31, 2010
A salmon is a fucking fish! Who the hell takes the time to wright all these autistic sexual acts? Urban Dictionary is retarded...
A salmon is a FISH not some homo sex act made up by a pre-pubescent faggot.
بواسطة Cost Co اغسطس 26, 2012
When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another
Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake
بواسطة D$-Money يونيو 14, 2012
someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
بواسطة hashtagwyattspam ابريل 8, 2013
When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
بواسطة Big Cucia Jake نوفمبر 24, 2015
What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"
بواسطة Shegoes ابريل 1, 2015

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