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Crabs
She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
بواسطة Charles يوليو/تمُّوز 19, 2003
body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
بواسطة grandmalseizure مايو/أيار 1, 2005
AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
بواسطة BigP يونيو/حَزيران 22, 2005
The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
بواسطة Blitz77 مايو/أيار 20, 2010
sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
بواسطة jd فبراير/شباط 22, 2005

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