Top Definition
While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"
بواسطة BDubbs ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 24, 2003
The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.
بواسطة Harvey Wallbanger مايو/أيار 7, 2005
When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
بواسطة Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 8, 2004
Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.
Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"
#roman war helmet #trojan helmet #spartan helmet #arabian goggles. tea bag #roman helmet
بواسطة Urban Dictionaire أغسطس/آب 30, 2010
When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
#ass #cock #marinated #girl #flavored
بواسطة Jm420 إبريل/نَيْسان 30, 2015
When a woman is on her period and you are eating her out, getting your Red Wings. When you finish the job you drag your head, from the tip of your nose to the back of your head.
Dude, I was getting my Red Wings last night when I topped it off with a double banger! I got a Roman Helmet too!
#roman #helmet #red #wings #period
بواسطة Hasteusaf أغسطس/آب 25, 2009
the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.
"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"
#hair #ass #asshair #gross #waxing
بواسطة wiggida wack أغسطس/آب 23, 2007
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