Top Definition
A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
بواسطة Elitist ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 18, 2003
what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!
Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.
بواسطة ph34r mongerer ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 25, 2003
1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
بواسطة thaks مايو/أيار 29, 2006
They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.
بواسطة war is bad أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 4, 2003
the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.

apart from insects
in some light nuclear war would be exiting
بواسطة the person down the road ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 1, 2003
See: Bush reelection
North Korea, Iran, Syria
بواسطة Andy نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 30, 2004
a war using atomic weapons w/ the intent of destruction on another country/area.

often used as a possible effect of any plan in a debate.
only the roaches survived the nuclear war that was caused by a plan to make everyone wear school uniforms.
بواسطة Jackie يناير/كانون الثّاني 26, 2004
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