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A Nice Guy is a young or middle-aged male who believes a woman owes it to sleep with him out of gratitude for basic courtesy, like opening a door or not calling her names. Believes only men who look like Abercrombie & Fitch models or possess immense fortunes ever get laid -- or at least, he keeps saying that in order to feel like there are more womanless men out there than there really are. Routinely blames women for his inability to develop and sustain relationships; or to get to a third date even. Frequently tells himself and other Nice Guys that women like to be beaten, raped and called names -- and that's why they (the Nice Guys), cannot get dates. Hides violent pornography under the floor boards. Faced with the fact that none of the women he finds attractive want to date him, concludes that there must be something wrong with women.
Joe is a nice guy, he deserves to get laid!
بواسطة SochiKid يناير 24, 2010
 
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A loser as in niceguys finish last.
Hey niceguy didn't Amanda dump you for that carsalesman? laugh out loud
بواسطة Corwin aka Shannon's bitch نوفمبر 7, 2003
 
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Someone who is really smart, often a 16 year old pursuing a PhD in theoretical astrophysics at MIT. He hears that women say that they want a "nice guy", yet is confused when women are uninterested in him and date simpleminded guys at the bar. This is only because evolution dictates that the physically strong win in the end, which isn't applicable in the 21st century.
Nice guys finish last, but only in high school in college. In the real world, they finish first.
بواسطة nicewinsintheend ديسمبر 8, 2012
 
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Insecure men who are generally useless at everything, which is why they don't get girls. If a man is smart, confident, good-looking, ambitious, witty, AND nice, will he be called 'a nice guy'? No. He'll be called cute, or sexy, or any of a number of positive terms.

The 'nice guy' tag is left as a consolation prize for those useless bastards whose only redeeming quality is their niceness. These guys can't make women feel special (apart from being an emotional tampon), don't have the confidence or style to show that they're able and talented, and don't have any touch of charm or wit. In short, they can't really compete with other men because they're too hesitant and insecure.

Thus, they deliberately pander to attractive women whom they put on a pedestal, not out of genuine concern for women as friends, but because they secretly want some, and this is the only way in which they can really try and get some.

But women can smell this, so they tag them as nice guys: the perfect friends, and the worst of all possible lovers (serial killers aside).
Woman 1: That John, he's a nice guy and all, but...
Woman 1's friends all giggle in shared understanding.
بواسطة okcsk اكتوبر 11, 2006
 
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A young male who will give up countless hours listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends who talk about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because he actually believes listening and genuinely caring is going to eventually get him laid. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls, the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because he himself will always compare his “ordinary” physical appearance to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is. The female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features because for her it's better than dealing with a man that will grovel at her feet when she tries to break up with him because he doesn't understand how pathetic and transparent appeasement really is.

The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided long before he realizes that putting up the effort to deal with a shallow, materialistic bitch is worth even so much as one ounce of his time and energy. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will never even think about dating a nice guy in the future, which in turn will make the every other nice guy on the planet feel even more depressed because they all devote so much time and energy to being exactly what many other shallow, materialistic bitches know how to avoid men who are warped from being exposed to rejection they'll never understand to the point that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.

The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that nice guys primarily notice the physical appearances of other men and become insanely jealous to the point where they believe shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty” because they never realize they are driving these women straight into the arms of these assholes, usually because they don't understand that always being nice makes every nice act completely meaningless and disgenuine for a woman because that's all they do 24/7.
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."

"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex while playing some ps2 because all I know how to do is be a sickly sweet doormat and feel sorry for myself. Please love me with your pity."
بواسطة judochop اكتوبر 25, 2007
 
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1. Pre-2000s, the word is used to describe a person (male) who is generally social and positive to friends, family, and anybody he associates. He is dependable, means well, and looks out for people he's close to.

In the dating pool. Some guys discovered they can come on too hard and be rejected, so they decided that if they become 'nice' and act friendly to the girl, she would grow to trust him and later allow him to take her. Even if she wasn't looking for a relationship or already has someone. Unfortunately, once he realises, the guy becomes resentful and views her as a slut for sleeping with one person she's committed to, or stupid enough to date a bad boy (note that any male that already claims his girl, regardless of look, criminal history (existing or nonexisting), or personality, will be the 'asshole').

Thus, they are people who always whine to themselves (at forums, to each other, or a hapless victim) wondering why, as they're such a 'Nice Guy'. It's become a word that's taken an ironic meaning.

2. An annoying self-designated third-wheeler who puts an unhealthy interest in a couple's relationship, but won't talk to or socialise with girl's own boyfriend. But will completely slam her to friends the minute he realises that she won't cheat/dump boyfriend, let alone do the 'pity-fuck' for him regardless if she feels chemically attracted to him or not. Thus causing a whole line of insults to be written about her online.
Dean: "Check this guy over there, next to my girlfriend. He creeps me the fuck out. But I'm not sure if he's a nice guy or her new gay friend."

Steve: "Dude, he skulks around her like a vulture. You're gonna need to break it to her later."
بواسطة Mikeazowksy فبراير 3, 2012
 
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Nice Guys (TM) are the guys that make a point of announcing themselves as "nice", and who whine about never getting laid.

Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".

They're not.

They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.

Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?

So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
"Man, ladies only like jerks! I totally took this smokin' hot piece of ass -er, I mean, young lady -out for coffee that one time and didn't even suggest she skip the whipped cream so she could keep from getting fat, and she STILL would rather go out with the dude that treats her like a human being! Nice guys just finish last, I guess."
بواسطة MagVik اكتوبر 20, 2011