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16.
Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.

Means the same thing as Morning Glory
It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.
بواسطة Urban Cock مايو 11, 2009
 
1.
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
بواسطة Dr.Pascalle ديسمبر 2, 2004
 
2.
Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
بواسطة Dirty-Dirty يناير 26, 2006
 
3.
the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
بواسطة mark مارس 29, 2004
 
4.
when a man wakes up with an erection
I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood
بواسطة TOOOOOL مايو 26, 2005
 
5.
When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
بواسطة Don Andino فبراير 1, 2006
 
6.
an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
بواسطة Light Joker اغسطس 28, 2005
 
7.
When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.
- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.
بواسطة ytfk dot com نوفمبر 16, 2004