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1.
putty material that is used for filling in gaps.
Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.
بواسطة STGC Fountaine فبراير 14, 2005
 
2.
When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
بواسطة Sotam ابريل 20, 2009
 
3.
Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.
Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
بواسطة kilimonster مارس 21, 2010
 
4.
an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".
You're face looks like monkeyshit.
بواسطة The man is your daddy مايو 23, 2006
 
5.
A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.
All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.
بواسطة shoes & socks يناير 8, 2003
 
6.
A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
بواسطة Mario the Paki اغسطس 26, 2009
 
7.
An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.
I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.
بواسطة Jay Wilkins يناير 6, 2006