The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign
#dad #sister #brother #grandma #grandpa
بواسطة gra gra أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 13, 2014
wow flipped
upside down
flip wow it says mom
#mom #wow #mommy #mama #mother
بواسطة bri-an مايو/أيار 12, 2008
move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.
Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.
#rebound #move-on man #break-up #friends with benefits #mom
بواسطة doyoucopy يناير/كانون الثّاني 17, 2011
An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'

Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.
Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…

Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again

Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!
#muff #mates #stitch up #friends #priorities
بواسطة Paul Moon مايو/أيار 18, 2008
a mexican on meth a m.o.m
dude did you see that homeless guy back there?

yeah he was probably a m.o.m
#mexican #meth #drugs #mom #m.o.m
بواسطة stuart kartz ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 17, 2007
Can be a loving person, and a vital aspect of anybody's life, but the minute you start driving, she just won't shut up while always giving you a hard time and acting like you don't know what you're doing.
My mom is such a passenger-seat driver. I can't drive ONE time without her yelling at me for something stupid.
#mom #loving #parent #driving #pregnancy
بواسطة TheSpencinator2012 مارس/آذَار 21, 2012
a annoying but awesome person hahaa
mom i love u but u somewhat ANNOYIN
#mom #love #somewhat #annoyin #u
بواسطة mynameisunknown! إبريل/نَيْسان 4, 2010
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