A female who gave life to you. Also someone who stresses you out. Let alone be stressed out making sure you don't become a parent until after college.
Look at her mom! She looks stressed.
بواسطة that1soccergirl ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 31, 2014
The woman who wants you to get something that's 5 feet away from her
Mom, get it yourself, YOU HAVE 2 LEGS
بواسطة Danker Memer إبريل/نَيْسان 5, 2016
The incorrect spelling of "mum".
Kid: ur mom is fat lol nobody lieks u so shut up faget
Other kid: Learn how to spell, idiot. Your mum must've been banged by a rock to produce something as dumb and retarded as you.
بواسطة Fag-o-tron إبريل/نَيْسان 17, 2015
The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign
بواسطة gra gra أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 13, 2014
a bitch who cleans and cooks
now thats a mom right there.
بواسطة dave smitherson أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 20, 2010
The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
بواسطة BadassFucker!! مارس/آذَار 6, 2016
Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
بواسطة Princess fluffy butt مارس/آذَار 3, 2016
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