Top Definition
to act sneakily with a merkin
Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
بواسطة Medival Bear Jouster ابريل 15, 2010
1 Word related to merkily
use of a merkin for deceptive purposes
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
بواسطة Merkish Payment ابريل 18, 2010

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