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1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.
Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.
#meat #slim jim #meat stabber #sex #sex move #positions #beverages #alcohol #drinks #rusty trombone #penis #dick #cock #boner #dong
بواسطة dingus2.0 إبريل/نَيْسان 3, 2008
1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.
That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.
#meat #temperature #thermometer #sex #penetration #food
بواسطة Enigmanic سبتمبر/أيلول 11, 2014
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