1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
بواسطة Jake إبريل/نَيْسان 22, 2005
To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain
The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
بواسطة thatgirldrinkinglemonade يوليو/تمُّوز 9, 2003
spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
بواسطة Wraith إبريل/نَيْسان 25, 2003
an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.
بواسطة Mars نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 9, 2003
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
بواسطة ASSHOLE! يوليو/تمُّوز 10, 2004
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
بواسطة Your Ass سبتمبر/أيلول 26, 2003
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
بواسطة Shandy lover إبريل/نَيْسان 29, 2003
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
بواسطة lucas bolton إبريل/نَيْسان 6, 2006
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