Top Definition
a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
بواسطة Don Juan مارس/آذَار 8, 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
بواسطة Lorelili أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 16, 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
بواسطة superculona سبتمبر/أيلول 27, 2009
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
بواسطة Evan Met إبريل/نَيْسان 20, 2006
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
بواسطة qwertyismynamedontforgetit يناير/كانون الثّاني 18, 2011
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
بواسطة vidrome نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 15, 2009
Materialistic asshole in disguise
Amy: Jenny don't date him just because he has a nice car.

Jenny: He says he cares for me more than his car.
Amy: He is just another maid. You can't trust him.
بواسطة Finest Freedom سبتمبر/أيلول 13, 2016
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