a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
بواسطة Don Juan مارس 8, 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
بواسطة Lorelili اكتوبر 16, 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
بواسطة superculona سبتمبر 27, 2009
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
بواسطة qwertyismynamedontforgetit يناير 18, 2011
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
بواسطة Evan Met ابريل 20, 2006
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
بواسطة vidrome نوفمبر 15, 2009
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
بواسطة Dr Wright مارس 12, 2009

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