this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine

basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in blood
life i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
#death #living #earth #routine #long
بواسطة shawn im so kool أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 22, 2005
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
بواسطة John سبتمبر/أيلول 3, 2003
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
#life #gumball #gumball machine #poop #victim #homeless guy
بواسطة jaydawg3000 يوليو/تمُّوز 2, 2009
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
بواسطة 379 إبريل/نَيْسان 5, 2005
Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
بواسطة It's none of your business يناير/كانون الثّاني 11, 2005
1. Something many people do not have these days.

2. Life goes like this: You're born. You learn chickenshit stuff. You go to elementary school. You go to middle school. You go to high school. You get a license. You graduate. You go to college. You have sex. You graduate. You get a job. You bust your ass all day for forty years. You pay taxes. You have a stroke. You go live in an old age home. You die. The End.
That was a charming story about life, wasn't it? Well get used to it. 'Cause it's your too.
#story #born #learn #elementary #middle #high #school #license #graduate #college #sex #job #40 years #taxes #stroke #old age home #die
بواسطة Invisible_Bunny ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 7, 2008
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
#money #bill #rich #life #time
بواسطة ice cream eater يوليو/تمُّوز 13, 2006
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