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short for knock out ! (british slang)
fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
بواسطة kenji إبريل/نَيْسان 28, 2003
Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.
We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.
بواسطة Yakityak أغسطس/آب 18, 2006
To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
بواسطة LeahSade نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 23, 2006
The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
بواسطة tkat مارس/آذَار 20, 2014
A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
Unathi is a konk
بواسطة Konk disease مايو/أيار 20, 2016
A concusion getting wrecked really hard in a sport like hockey you could say "He just got Konked" or "konks on the table"
"He just got Konked" or "konks on the table" "What a Konk" "What a konky"
بواسطة Konks mgee فبراير/شباط 6, 2014
A word that can literally mean anything; as long as it is used in context.
Why the konk did you just smash my new RiFF RAFF cd man?
بواسطة yung murray slayer يونيو/حَزيران 30, 2014
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