a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
بواسطة kilog1000 سبتمبر/أيلول 7, 2009
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
بواسطة T4m4rr4 يناير/كانون الثّاني 13, 2010
An extremely cheap person that wears a funny little hat
Why, look at Morty, Susan, isnt he just a little Jewish bastard!
بواسطة 47africans مارس/آذَار 18, 2009
1. Synonym for homosexual
Enrique is a fucking jew, he prefers the hershey highway over poon.
بواسطة Rachel Paul إبريل/نَيْسان 1, 2007
1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
بواسطة TheGuyStandingBehindYou مارس/آذَار 21, 2007
The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.
"Oh hell naw! Dem Jews are robbing a store!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag!"
بواسطة Non-Semite أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 29, 2006
cheap, no let me redefine that jews are CHEAP!!!!
when a jew is walking down the street if they see a penny they will pick it up it is like a spider sense they have, wherever there is money no matter how big they get it
بواسطة GRANT (THE JEW) يونيو/حَزيران 26, 2005
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