the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*
بواسطة kiki the firefighter number 2 ابريل 11, 2015
This guy is a complete faggot everyone hates him because it always sounds like he is choking on a big fat cock, this guy needs to grow up and admit the fact that he is gay before he commits sucide.
Shut the fuck up jacob!
بواسطة I hate your مايو 5, 2015
a dick, who has no friends
John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends
بواسطة hulk1823 مارس 31, 2015
a male that does not often care of others feelings. usually nicknamed "dick" or "douche"
hurts others for his own enjoyment.

his poop is often the shape of a duck.
that man is so mean, must be a Jacob.
بواسطة blue jeans يونيو 21, 2014
He's gay....and never home
Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home
بواسطة Benjahman مارس 13, 2015
Typically a sexy ginger. Like of all the gingers, they are at the top.
Do you want some ginger? Yeah, I love me some Jacob.
بواسطة TheOne&OnlyManders ديسمبر 22, 2012
jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
بواسطة brandi. سبتمبر 27, 2013

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