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8.
applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.
I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.
بواسطة Samantha Fox اكتوبر 21, 2007
 
9.
Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.
Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)
بواسطة Private P. Nuss اغسطس 16, 2004
 
10.
The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.
Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.
بواسطة Pirate Suite يناير 20, 2008
 
11.
What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.
Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
بواسطة Pussy got everythang اغسطس 20, 2003
 
12.
What I Do Like Every Other Day
I Am Gonna Jack off
بواسطة Speedo Boy فبراير 8, 2003
 
13.
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"
بواسطة Zaza the Crazy Rogue يونيو 27, 2007
 
14.
When a guy slides his hand up and down slowly or really fast, however he likes it, on his hard dick until he gets that immense feeling. That feeling is one of the most desired feelings in the whole world and when it happens, you get ready to shoot your warm load all over the place.
O man. I was jacking off last night using this lubricant. It felt so good when i shot my load all over the place.
بواسطة mysteryman123 ديسمبر 4, 2007