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How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
بواسطة Intelligence: The Anti-N00b نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 15, 2004
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The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."
Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.
بواسطة smacktard إبريل/نَيْسان 27, 2003
(1) It is.
(2) It has.

N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."
(1) Contact. It's the answer.
(2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived.

WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.
بواسطة ASP نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 17, 2003
Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!

Scalawag.
It's = "It's gonna blow!"
Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."
بواسطة Chmera إبريل/نَيْسان 9, 2008
Contraction for "it is".
NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "its", with no apostrophe.
Yes: "It's a rabid dog."
No: "Be careful of it's teeth."
بواسطة Frungy مارس/آذَار 31, 2008
A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)
بواسطة aaronak إبريل/نَيْسان 12, 2006
ITS
Acronym for the International Thespian Society. Induction into the ITS requires 100 documented hours of service to a recognized ITS troupe.
I had to complete 100 hours of service and attend five required activities to be inducted into the ITS!
بواسطة Hedda Gabler نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 6, 2006
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