Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
بواسطة old skoolar مايو 26, 2013
Acronym meaning Hot Ass Mess....
I can't believe she left the house looking like a HAM!
بواسطة trich010 نوفمبر 20, 2010
Hard
As A
Mother F*****
Yeah he went ham
بواسطة miklbikl2 اغسطس 11, 2010
1.H.A.M. {Hawd as a muthfqka}
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.

2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham
1.Im boutsa go Ham in this new outfit I got, Imma shut the club down

2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place
بواسطة Q0703 فبراير 21, 2010
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
بواسطة lazyfatbum مايو 3, 2009
Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.
Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
بواسطة Dick Suit1 ديسمبر 16, 2015
a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
بواسطة hamlord3000 يونيو 4, 2015
demands attention 24/7
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me
بواسطة Nomerofshrimp مايو 25, 2014

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