Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
بواسطة old skoolar مايو 26, 2013
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
بواسطة lazyfatbum مايو 3, 2009
a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
بواسطة hamlord3000 يونيو 4, 2015
An adjective to describe somebody who is full of themselves
Joyce, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is such a ham because all she does is flip her hair around and poses like shes the best thing on earth.
بواسطة salvo11 ابريل 1, 2014
H.A.M = honeybadger ass motherfucker
"I went HAM on those CPC's!"
بواسطة gerri2011 ديسمبر 11, 2011
Ham is the best meat ever
My ham sandwich was great
بواسطة Señor Steve اكتوبر 21, 2011
Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way
You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
بواسطة SJW666 اكتوبر 7, 2011
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
بواسطة conceppie اغسطس 14, 2011

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