To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.

Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.

A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.

past tense: gonk'd
John's Myspace got Gonk'd
#internet #prank #hijack #edit #profile
بواسطة Dom Price أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 20, 2006
Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
#gonk #gonq #gonqu #gonke #shithole
بواسطة Nick Mihi. إبريل/نَيْسان 24, 2006
A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!
بواسطة Muteress and Mutelator فبراير/شباط 21, 2005
toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
#coffee #colour #blade #super #dodgy
بواسطة david يونيو/حَزيران 17, 2006
Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
بواسطة MetalMikey666 أغسطس/آب 7, 2005
A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''
#poser #emo #wannabe #omg #my chemcial romance
بواسطة meandmybrightideas سبتمبر/أيلول 17, 2006
A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.
My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.
#dogs #sarcasm #underbite #sass #humor
بواسطة valhollah مارس/آذَار 12, 2006
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