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A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
بواسطة Luke يوليو/تمُّوز 12, 2003
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A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
بواسطة CLASS_A_BIRD فبراير/شباط 18, 2009
A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:
بواسطة xJenx أغسطس/آب 10, 2005
A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
بواسطة iluvmybathroom13 أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 26, 2004
Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
بواسطة :) أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 12, 2004
A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.

1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."

"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."

"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
بواسطة dlepper إبريل/نَيْسان 9, 2010
a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.
see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk
بواسطة jonny boid سبتمبر/أيلول 11, 2009
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