getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.
that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.
بواسطة freedav04 يونيو 5, 2005
(n) A great, big hug.
"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.
بواسطة Queen Vicky مارس 2, 2006
A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.
"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"
بواسطة DEEBURRRRRR سبتمبر 19, 2011
A mood that's a combination of "Gloomy" and "Grumpy".
Your glumpy mood is perfect for Halloween.
بواسطة TomFawls اكتوبر 31, 2013
A glump is a big hug, usually over-enthusiastic, near-violent, or made by a gang of fans.

The first time I heard this word was at an Anime Convention regarding people wearing costumes.
Woah, it's Pikachu!!! Glump attack!

Rule no 1 : No glumping allowed.
بواسطة alama18 نوفمبر 24, 2011
A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.
"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."
بواسطة Glumpington ابريل 26, 2013
Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.
did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:
بواسطة Ashelux ابريل 7, 2008
to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
بواسطة bmanc900 اغسطس 4, 2007

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