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a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers.
Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient
بواسطة DrewbieG نوفمبر 9, 2005
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The horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. Symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one's soul, and the feeling that you just don't belong in society. Gingervitis can be passed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids.
Andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?

Eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don't let him bite you.

بواسطة doub123714 ابريل 27, 2006
An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.
Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !
بواسطة I enjoy steak muffins. نوفمبر 9, 2005
The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.
Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.
بواسطة Ginger Hunter يونيو 22, 2012
A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.
Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.
بواسطة gingerlicker مارس 17, 2015
the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger
I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis
بواسطة freshgreen01 سبتمبر 4, 2010
A disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. Once contracted it is not curable. Contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. If the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. This disease is highly spreadable and is genetic.
Girl:Omg i can't believe we kissed last night!

Boy(ginger):Hey um....
Girl:what is it?

Boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis.

Girl:noooooooooooo
بواسطة FIRECROTCH2351 اغسطس 11, 2009

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