Top Definition
A limp, old, saggy penis.
"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."
بواسطة Nitaro02 فبراير/شباط 7, 2006
A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."
"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."
بواسطة submison فبراير/شباط 22, 2009
Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.
Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.
بواسطة Dameese فبراير/شباط 17, 2009
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