"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)