word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.
'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'
بواسطة noofruit مارس 4, 2006
10 Words related to even
First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.
I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.
بواسطة sawlid سبتمبر 11, 2003
Verb. Something that white girls can't do.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
بواسطة Jp331 يوليو 14, 2014
Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval
He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

Even!
بواسطة Luisa78 يونيو 1, 2006
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
بواسطة The Almaster يوليو 17, 2014
the funniest word in the english language
the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it
بواسطة Billy Sorenson مارس 22, 2003
Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"
بواسطة Pål R. اكتوبر 3, 2003

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