A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*

Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."

Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."

Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
#douchebag #scumbag #fag-bag #fagot #conformist #ass hole #dickhead #dick #girlfriend #horny #selfish #ego
بواسطة Trjx مارس/آذَار 30, 2014
Alex Harris.
"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
#jerk #tool #asshole #dick #loser
بواسطة Ajent123 أغسطس/آب 25, 2013
A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.
#dickhole #douche bag #dirty fuck #capitalist assbrain #backwards moral #shit between the brains
بواسطة nakedsarah مايو/أيار 8, 2013
Negative word used to describe a person.
Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
#asshole #a-hole #jerk #douchbag #ass
بواسطة Supergirl123 مارس/آذَار 8, 2013
Marco Malacara
Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!
#marco #mexican #douche #bag #malacara
بواسطة cam92296 أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 6, 2012
Kenneth Krause
Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
#i'm fat and i'm proud #yes #sorry man #sucks doesn't it? #rofl #word
بواسطة nooneyoullfindout أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 5, 2012
1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
Thomas Edison is a Douche bag
#douche #idiot #arrogant #thief #mean #edison
بواسطة benjaplop يونيو/حَزيران 17, 2012
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