Top Definition

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
بواسطة Light Joker ابريل 17, 2007
22 more definitions
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
بواسطة muffindamule اكتوبر 6, 2006
one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
بواسطة josh ابريل 29, 2003
1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.
Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
بواسطة Shaey Kay مايو 21, 2014
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
بواسطة Chioma اغسطس 3, 2006
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
بواسطة Egaro فبراير 16, 2009
A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
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fine example of a dipstick
بواسطة Indi Dae فبراير 15, 2009

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