Top Definition
The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.
Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!
بواسطة SeptiK سبتمبر/أيلول 7, 2003
hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.
"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"
بواسطة jim nicoloff نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 13, 2002
hands (male)
Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
بواسطة The Sarge نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 14, 2003
term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.
"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"
#dick beaters #man hands #food grabbers #wanker utensil #hands
بواسطة Christa Kay فبراير/شباط 6, 2007
"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"
When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)
#hands #male #gross #bad #nasty
بواسطة harrisj يناير/كانون الثّاني 26, 2008
1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
بواسطة Gabo, de la Guerra أكتوبر/تشرين الأوّل 26, 2004
The hand of one who beats off.
Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.
بواسطة lhpdonkey أغسطس/آب 20, 2003
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