I will engage on the action of putting my shaft within your mouth and rectify the situation.
You: Exuse me?
Me: Yes?
You: Would you have the time?
Me: Why yes, it's four forty DEEZNUTSINYAMOUF! NOW GET THE STEPPING! BIATCH!!
بواسطة Hadeez Nuuts (it's arabic) اكتوبر 6, 2003
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something to say to annoy or frusterate something. one of the most popular listed below.
a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!

this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.
بواسطة the drizzle/epic مايو 7, 2004
Deez Nutz! *grabs testicles* Self-explanatory.
Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
بواسطة Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53 سبتمبر 10, 2005
Old past time in which men act like boys.
Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!
بواسطة JingoBa ديسمبر 22, 2005
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
بواسطة Schafer Cromwell III يناير 5, 2007
Fantastic joke that's good for any occasion, but mine has a different twist.
Ask someone, "Can you believe they've been together for 26 (or use your own age) years?

Who?

Deez Nutz!
بواسطة Jimbo Deez فبراير 28, 2009
something to make people mad
Want a pizza?
How bout a pizza(piece of) deez nutz
بواسطة Anonymous اكتوبر 22, 2003
Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's?

CD's

Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!
بواسطة deez nutz yo! ابريل 28, 2003

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