Top Definition
Calm the fuck down.
Dude, ctfd.
بواسطة fuckyouyoufuckinfuck نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 2, 2003
Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.
(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!
بواسطة Awesome Pat ديسمبر/كانون الأَوّل 2, 2007
When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"
Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..
بواسطة koreanumba1 فبراير/شباط 20, 2010
Calm the Fuck Down
Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"
بواسطة thepimpogloc يونيو/حَزيران 13, 2009
"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"
OMFG will you just CTFD!?
بواسطة MagicalTrelmo يناير/كانون الثّاني 14, 2008
It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.
#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"
بواسطة alexdude2901 نوفمبر/تشرين الثّاني 4, 2011
ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...
u need to ctfd
بواسطة cacky cack أغسطس/آب 25, 2010

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